Like a scratched CD that keeps clicking at the same spot

Another game, another close L. While I thought creating an Arvis blog would help me endure the inevitable painful defeats that would come with the loss of the Wizards' two All-Stars, I find my spirits as crushed as usual. Fortunately, there are things like this to help me through the hard times.

Last night's stats:
13 points
2 rebounds
1 assist
2 steals

6/9 FG
1/2 3PT

Not a bad effort from our man as he shakes off a bad night at home against the Nets to return to his earlier form. He's been efficient, but he really needs to step it up a level and carry the team. Up next are the Atlanta Hawks, perhaps the only really winnable game the Wizards have the rest of the way. Stay tuned for my shocking predictions...

Reverse Arvinomics

Every time I predict a good game for him, Arvis has a poor or mediocre game. When I predict a mediocre game, he goes for a career high. Against Miami, even with all their injuries and a limited D. Wade, the Wiz are going to need to play some serious ball. So here's my contribution in the form of predicted stats for the Wizards' savior:

3 points
2 rebounds
1 assist
1 steal

1/7 FG
1/4 3PT

Bonus prediction: Shaq drops 30+, Wade drops 25, and Antawn Jamison ruptures his spleen.