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The Premise
Caron Butler broke his hand; Gilbert Arenas tore his meniscus. Why should anyone even watch the Washington Wizards play out the rest of their miserable season?
Enter (J)arvis.
This blog is based on our conviction that Washington Wizards basketball player (J)arvis Hayes will find his sweet (J) and light it up every night for the rest of the season. As the Wizards sink to a shameful first-round playoff defeat, (J)arvis will ascend to NBA superstardom along the graceful trajectory of his sweet, sweet (J). The seven-figure endorsement deal from Nike naturally follows.
3 comments:
(J)arvis canNOT stand under my umbrella! http://youtube.com/watch?v=X7bK4Vee36M
Thanks for letting me bite your style on my latest Washington Post column! The proceeds went to a lavishly collared shirt.
Great work.
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