Our last winnable game of the season and the Wizards somehow dug deep and found a way to not disappoint their 3 remaining fans. The Hawks are even more decimated by injuries/suspensions than the Wizards at this point, so I elected not to watch the game in favor of absorbing some Japanese culture. Dr. (J)arvis made me look like a poor man's Nostradamus against the hapless birds.
Stat Line:
20 points
1 rebound
6 assists
3 steals
8/14 FG
4/7 3PT
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The Premise
Caron Butler broke his hand; Gilbert Arenas tore his meniscus. Why should anyone even watch the Washington Wizards play out the rest of their miserable season?
Enter (J)arvis.
This blog is based on our conviction that Washington Wizards basketball player (J)arvis Hayes will find his sweet (J) and light it up every night for the rest of the season. As the Wizards sink to a shameful first-round playoff defeat, (J)arvis will ascend to NBA superstardom along the graceful trajectory of his sweet, sweet (J). The seven-figure endorsement deal from Nike naturally follows.
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